How the Cucumber Movie Came to Be!

The story behind the world’s most famous live-in-vintage porn star, Cristiano Ronaldo, is a match made in heaven. Born in Paranidade, Portugal, and brought up in Ronaldo’s native Madeira, the boy became a huge football fan whilst growing up. He was a big fan of former Barcelona star David Beckham, so much so that he made seven official testimonials for the player. David was always Cristiano’s idol, so much so that David regularly visited the youngster’s home in order to train with the Portugal internationals. Eventually, David Beckham moved onto MLS with the LA Galaxy, but he still spent a lot of time hanging out with Cristiano, who is as big a soccer fan as the great Beckham.

Eventually, David and Cristiano became good friends, with the two men often hanging out together and watching a variety of sports over the years. This friendship all came to a head one summer when David went off to Europe to train with AC Milan. There, he became very popular amongst his friends and he began performing for them during David’s homecoming matches. This, of course, went unnoticed by his pals from the school, until one day, David slipped out of his own bedroom and headed straight for the stairs, which led him straight to the main room of the house where all the action was happening – and his new best friend. The exuberant young fan was greeted by a rather fat British bodybuilder, Antonia De Los Rios, who happened to be one of the biggest fans of David’s.

It was then that the seemingly perfect David took Antonia for an intimate night in his bed, where the two enjoyed each other’s company and relaxed. When it was time to return to his own room, however, David suddenly felt sick and tired and decided to lie down on his bed. As soon as he did, he passed out on top of Antonia’s feet! In an instant, the crazed fan burst into song, asking “How did this happen?! “, as the rest of his body fell off the bed and onto the floor.

The next morning, David collapsed again in the morning and by the end of the day, Antonia was extremely worried as her new friend was in a lot of discomfort. David, however, was doing better and he wanted to see Antonia and ask her why she had given him a tip for a dinner at her favorite French restaurant. Antonia had no idea what to do as her mind was not working and thinking of a good dinner to celebrate his recovery seemed impossible. The next thing she did was check the time and make sure they had not forgotten about David’s concert the previous night, but all her efforts were in vain.

The next day, just like yesterday, David was having another sleepless night. It was a long trip and he really missed Antonia. The drive home did not help either, as his tummy was feeling tired. When they arrived home, David’s alarm had been set off by his watch, which made him jump out of his skin as he realised that he had not slept a wink!

The following day, as David got up to take a shower, he suddenly felt weak and dizzy. Feeling very self-conscious about not being able to perform like he usually do, Antonia took him to her bedroom where she gave him a stimulant to counter the effects of sleep. David still could not believe what had happened and cried out for help as his vision became blurry. Antonia looked at him in surprise and then asked him why he was crying. David told her that he had forgotten the hotel reception and headed straight for it, but before he could reach the door, a policewoman blocked his way forcing him to open it while Antonia explained that he was staying with a friend.